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hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

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zombiebondage:

Some poems from “B Is for Bad Poetry” by Pamela August Russell

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cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

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hp memeeight quotes [6/8] » "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."

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i-effed-it-all-up:

it is my headcanon that cosima was one of those kids in high school who was a stoner and still got incredible grades despite seemingly not giving a fuck and pissed off all the national honor society kids

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esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

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http://jonsnowo.tumblr.com/post/83688112565/anondracomalfoy-draco-totally-wouldve-taken

anondracomalfoy:

Draco totally would’ve taken tons of selfies at Hogwarts

  • "Crabbe and Goyle and I up in this bitch"
  • "Potions Class #SlughornMoreLikeSnoozehorn"
  • "*snake emoji*"
  • "Turnt up #FirewhiskeyNation"
  • "I’m so fancy"
  • "Green and silver green and silver you know what it is"
  • "Hit me…
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kardashidan:

kardashidan:

someone help me im in love

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